You're hair is very interesting... How do you get it like that? It's so cool. :D
Anonymous
Oh, it’s just like this naturally.
It runs in my mom’s side of the family.
—Portsman
Dear Mr. Portsman, why did you join the smuggling ring, anyway? If you hadn't, Mr. Faith would still be here, you know.
Anonymous
I’ve already given my theory as to why he joined the ring, but that was a few months ago. When I put up the FAQs this is one of the things I’ll include, for sure.
—Portsmod
ignoratio-elenchi replied to your post: Dear M1K4, I have thought about that but in the…
I don’t think I’d love that, unless you could find a way to animate them.
Beep Boop.
I am BuddyBot3000 here to avenge my meat vessel’s death by defeating Jacques Portsman in the Baskets Balls.
oh gee
I just couldn’t not reblog this —Portsmod
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(Today just isn’t my day, is it.)
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…Boss? There’s this slight problem of me being ARRESTED AND IN PRISON FOR MURDER.
For the love of life, man. I have bigger things to worry about than Amano.
—Jacques Portsman
where did you get that gold medal? is it actually made out of gold or is it painted gold? and finally what did you do to get one?
Anonymous
[He sighs.]
I’ve seriously answered this question at least three times. I really gotta add this to a FAQ or something.
—Portsman
Meow! *pounce on feet*
Anonymous
Heh. Hey there, Anon.
Who turned you into a cat?
—Portsman
//I SHIP IT
//LOL ALEX I’m almost tempted to ask you to draw it, but I’m not sure if I’d regret that or not 8U!
I think that person that asked you if you were aware of your attractiveness wanted you to say "I'm sexy and I know it."
Anonymous
He knew that. He likes to toy with the answers sometimes if it amuses him to do so. :V
—Portsmod
Gosh, you're a real meanie, sir.
Aw come on.
Don’t be like that, Camille*. I’m just not your piggy bank.
((*His nickname for her, apparently?))
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